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"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'It's her birthday!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rainbow Quartet

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

New York approves gay marriage.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Thank you

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Magician Playing Golf.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Rainbow skier

Psyche Delia

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

Marriage People

Best in Heat.

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'That's just great! You had to dig, didn't you?'

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

Dr. Roy G. Biv, Rainbowologist.

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."