Rib Reveler Mugs

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

The New Year's Dance

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

My own museum.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'It's an old football injury.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

Noel Fever

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

Dogs play the double bass

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

Santana Claus

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

One more please.

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

Speleologist

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

Christmas Fatigue.