Riffing Reveler Gifts

Santana Claus

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

You're the olive in my martini

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Jenga!!!

When I make it, I like to see it.

My own museum.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'It's an old football injury.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Noel Fever

I think we're alone now!

1619: Valentine's Day

Speleologist

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Valentines

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it."

'I'm confused!'

'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

'I see a labor union dispute coming.'

'He boogied till he puked.'

Mr. Briggs Rides a Steeple Chase Pt. 1