Rugby Reveler Gifts

'It's an old football injury.'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'My feet are killing me.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

You're the olive in my martini

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Rugby Player

Jenga!!!

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Vitruvian Manatee

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

My own museum.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

I think we're alone now!

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Noel Fever

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

Santana Claus