Striped Outfit Wearer Gifts

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Relaxing on a sofa

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Exhibition for Prisoners

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'Going up?'

French man holding a dish.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Unsuitable clothing.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'