Ribbon Master Pillows

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

A Bloody Butcher

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Circus

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Rubik's ice cube.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

Matador.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Best in Heat.

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."