Retroreflector Gifts

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

Telephone Box

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"

'What do you mean, I'm immature.'

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

Happy Hour at Harry's

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"