Retroreflector Mugs

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Pop Culture for Teens

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Doubt or Certainy

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

Telephone Box

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

First I asked myself, "Why did I cross the road?" Then I asked, "Why did I hop on that train?" Then It was, "Why did I buy this suit?" And now I'm like, "Why didn't I fire this guy a long time ago?"

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'What do you mean, I'm immature.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Are you having this identity crisis because you current identity sucks?'