Retirement Commentator Gifts

"Leaving parties aren’t as much fun since they put up the retirement age!"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"What if you go under before I need to?"

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

'I think we've done enough to help the economy now.'

"Help! I've fallen and my son is a disappointment!"

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

'Our retirement plan is state funded. When you retire, we give you a lottery ticket.'

'The teachers' range are all designed vertically so they can stand at the front of the class.'

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

"The technical aspects of the 'dashboard' are mainly resolved. Now we just have to sort out the peripheral services."

"Damn shareholders are objecting to 'grotesquely inflated' executive pay... They want us to settle for 'outrageously inflated'!"

Finally Debt Free

Bear Market

"Harry seldom leaves his retirement cubicle."

The aging process can play some cruel jokes on your body!

Jell-O: A Life.

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

Old fly...retirement home.

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

'The good news is we stopped your bank account from hemorrhaging.'

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

J. Smith: Passive Smoker

"I've given up the ghost"

"Since he retired I like to keep in handy around the house."