Retired Person Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for a retired professional? Our collection offers humorous and heartfelt items that honor their career accomplishments while embracing their relaxed lifestyle. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because, these products add a touch of personality and wit to their well-earned retirement.

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'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!' mockup

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

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Food stamps: 'The boss said we didn't need a union, he'd take care of our retirement.'

Food stamps: 'The boss said we didn't need a union, he'd take care of our retirement.' mockup

Food stamps: 'The boss said we didn't need a union, he'd take care of our retirement.'

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'Harvest moon'

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Helium Parachute

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"So, what did you used to do?"

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'The golden parachutes are all gone. You'll have to settle for a golden lifejacket.'

'The golden parachutes are all gone. You'll have to settle for a golden lifejacket.' mockup

'The golden parachutes are all gone. You'll have to settle for a golden lifejacket.'

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'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.' mockup

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

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'Your retirement should be fine if you have a short life span.'

'Your retirement should be fine if you have a short life span.' mockup

'Your retirement should be fine if you have a short life span.'

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"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

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Seniors Snooker Tournament.

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"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt" mockup

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

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"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage." mockup

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

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Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds. mockup

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

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'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.' mockup

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed." mockup

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

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'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!' mockup

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

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Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard. mockup

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

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"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!" mockup

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

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"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?" mockup

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

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'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.' mockup

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

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"Clive used to be an astronaut."

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The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism mockup

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

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'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

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"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!" mockup

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

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'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.' mockup

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

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'I'll review your salary next spring.' mockup

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

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Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

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