Renaissance Humorist Gifts

"The flat I rented from you is a pig-sty!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Apples for sale

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Vlad the Impala

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Right here's fine."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

The Fall of Gnome

Stonehenge Explained

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.