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"The flat I rented from you is a pig-sty!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

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Vlad the Impala

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Right here's fine."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

The discovery of asparagus.

What's an Imax cave?

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.