Remarrying Gifts

Daughter/psychiatrist

'... And when he said; 'Can anyone show just cause why these two shouldn't be married'. I half expected my husband to burst through the door!'

'I never believed I'd remarry, either, but I just couldn't figure out that damned washing machine.'

'We were married before, and now he wants a rematch.'

"Oh, Gregorio, I never thought I would marry again!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

"And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage."

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

Did you miss me?

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Mummy?!

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'