Remarrying T-Shirts

Daughter/psychiatrist

'... And when he said; 'Can anyone show just cause why these two shouldn't be married'. I half expected my husband to burst through the door!'

'I never believed I'd remarry, either, but I just couldn't figure out that damned washing machine.'

'We were married before, and now he wants a rematch.'

"Oh, Gregorio, I never thought I would marry again!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Did you miss me?

"And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Mummy?!

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"I really think Diana is going to be my watershed wife."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'