Nun reading book titled 'How to be good in bed.'
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"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."
'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
God Sneezes Out Creation
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Golfing Bishop.
"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"
"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
"All we have left is standing room only."
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
At the 2021 Religious Games
A surprise in heaven
"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.
A child interrupting family prayers
Priest
"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"
Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .
"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."
Cleric with bible briefcase.
'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.
'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'
"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"
"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."
"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."
Ten Commandments
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