Relationship Resetter Gifts

"Yep, paid through the nose."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"I don't know who you are!"

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"What's wrong?"

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."