Relationship Re-negotiator Gifts

Searching for a gift that speaks to your relationship re-negotiator? Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt products designed to honor the art of adapting and thriving together. Perfect for anyone who embraces change and understands that growth requires a little humor and a lot of patience.

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'I had a great year! I told my husband I want to renegotiate our prenup.'

'I had a great year! I told my husband I want to renegotiate our prenup.' mockup

'I had a great year! I told my husband I want to renegotiate our prenup.'

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"How's the divorce going?"

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"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details." mockup

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

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'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.' mockup

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

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"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?" mockup

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

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"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..." mockup

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

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"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause." mockup

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

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'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!' mockup

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

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"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?" mockup

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

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"I love what you've done with him." mockup

"I love what you've done with him."

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Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention. mockup

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

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"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me." mockup

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

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"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media." mockup

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

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'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.' mockup

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

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"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?" mockup

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

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"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours." mockup

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

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'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.' mockup

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

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"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis." mockup

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

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'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.' mockup

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

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Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control. mockup

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

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"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?" mockup

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

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"She always gets the upper bunk." mockup

"She always gets the upper bunk."

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'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.' mockup

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

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'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'

'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.' mockup

'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'

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She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while. mockup

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

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'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.' mockup

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

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"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'." mockup

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

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'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.' mockup

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

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'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?' mockup

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

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"We're cutting back on therapy. You?" mockup

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

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"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season." mockup

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

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Relationship Re-negotiator Gifts Collection

Relationship Re-negotiator Mugs

Ready to find the perfect mug for your relationship re-negotiator? Check out our collection of witty and thoughtful mugs designed for those who embrace change.

Relationship Re-negotiator Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows designed for the relationship re-negotiator—ideal for those who see change as a reason to relax.

Relationship Re-negotiator Prints

Find inspiring prints that capture the spirit of growth and evolution in relationships, perfect for someone always ready to re-negotiate their bonds.

Relationship Re-negotiator T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt that celebrates resilience and adaptability? Discover our clever collection perfect for the relationship re-negotiator who handles life's twists with humor.