Rehabilitation Rogue Gifts

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Harsh Mellows.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

"I am fully functional again!"

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Retrospection.

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

Troop Therapy

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Lab Rat Rehab...

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

'I remember when you were this high!'

Addiction Research Centre.