Rehabilitation Rogue Gifts

Harsh Mellows.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Retrospection.

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Troop Therapy

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

Lab Rat Rehab...

Addiction Research Centre.

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street