Recreational Rogue Gifts

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Harsh Mellows.

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Pass that."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"I'll need a three iron."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Lover

'Could you hurry up on that order for table five? -- they're holding the maitre d' hostage.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

The Traditional Board Game Company

"Delicious Special Seasoning? Oh... That's probably just the cook's dandruff."

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

R.A. is a nympho.

Groundhog Year

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Goodbye darling have a great day at the office, but you do realise you retired yesterday,'

"At the tone, the time will be fifty-nine minutes and fifty seconds after seven…At the tone, the time will be eight o'clock, exactly… At the tone, the time will be ten seconds after eight… At the tone…."

'This better be good, Mildred. I'm working on a 7 under par!'

'Just where did you get these worms anyway?'

"No more nude barbeques Miss Jolly."