Running Rogue Gifts

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Harsh Mellows.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Ready for a run!

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Lover

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Devil-may-care loans.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Finish line.

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.