Running Rogue Prints

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Harsh Mellows.

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Ready for a run!

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Lover

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Devil-may-care loans.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

Finish line.

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.