Artistic Rogue Prints

R.A. is a nympho.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Harsh Mellows.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Gallery Pranks

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Graffiti on baseboard.

Lover

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Toilet Art.

"Bloody Graffiti."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Just Stop Oil Painting

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'Could you hurry up on that order for table five? -- they're holding the maitre d' hostage.'