Artistic Rogue Pillows

R.A. is a nympho.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Harsh Mellows.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Gallery Pranks

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Graffiti on baseboard.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Toilet Art.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Just Stop Oil Painting

Lover

"Bloody Graffiti."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'Could you hurry up on that order for table five? -- they're holding the maitre d' hostage.'