Roasting Rogue Pillows

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Harsh Mellows.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

The First Roast Chicken.

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Your previous work experience... surely you jest.'

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

Lover

Marshmallow Roast

"Oh stop judging me, Gerald!"

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

'Could you hurry up on that order for table five? -- they're holding the maitre d' hostage.'

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

'I don't hassle you about YOUR comfort foods.'

'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'

'I object, your Honor! How much wood would woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is purely conjecture!'

"Excuse me, this is the work table."

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."

Cat being guarded by security mice.

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

"Delicious Special Seasoning? Oh... That's probably just the cook's dandruff."

'I hate to tell you this...but you're going to have to give up red meat.'