Sea Rogue Gifts

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Fish snorkling above water.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Revenge had come.

Walking the Plank.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Really Early Vikings

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Moby Dickwad