River Rogue Gifts

'Just where did you get these worms anyway?'

'You lifted your head.'

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

Harsh Mellows.

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Fishing direction sign.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Thames Pizza

"Have you seen my wife?"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'I don't know what it is but something is scaring the fish.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.