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'Just where did you get these worms anyway?'

'You lifted your head.'

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Harsh Mellows.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Fishing direction sign.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Thames Pizza

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Have you seen my wife?"

Salmon with a gas mask.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'