Sea Rogue Pillows

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Fish snorkling above water.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Walking the Plank.

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Revenge had come.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Really Early Vikings

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Moby Dickwad

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'