Referee Humorist Gifts

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Gary turns 40.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'