Referee Humorist Prints

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Gary turns 40.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

The Hockey World

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.