Recession Jester Gifts

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"Guess what I got at the office?"

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Why markets crash.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Crisis'

Economy.

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'Wait a minute....!

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."