Bankruptcy Jester Gifts

'Six kids in college! Laid off from work! Installment payments due 7 days a week...and our lawyer keeps saying 'Not Yet, Not Yet!''

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Why markets crash.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

Justice 4 Ron

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'Wait a minute....!

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Basketball.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'