Recession Jester Mugs

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"Guess what I got at the office?"

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Why markets crash.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Crisis'

Economy.

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

"Are you sure you haven't overvalued the worth of your business?"

'Wait a minute....!

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."