Reading Medieval Stories Gifts

'I TOLD you to try diplomacy first!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

"Mummy was right: - I should've married the dragon...!"

"What do you mean slight margin of error?"

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

'No big deal -- I'm just going over to Parliament to break a tie.'

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

"Hey!! Look!!!"

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

Knights of the Coffee Table

"It's from the enemy, Sire. They're giving you first choice of being shirts or skins."

Feather Tickle

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Dragon brought on as substitute

A Mouse about to be executed with a Mousetrap.

Jester to king, reading paper: 'Mind if I peek at the comics?'

'Canned? -- couldn't you find a fresh one?'

'There's no business like show business.'

'Now we know why they call you Little John.'

"Any ideas?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Damsel and squashed rescuer

George and the dragon.

"I told the King that the Queen is the most important piece on the chess board."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

Blunt Axe