Reading Medieval Literature Gifts

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight Golfing

Lady of the bath...

"He's his own worst enemy."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Swiss army knife

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Joust Sharpener

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Early model of baggage claim"

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The Beard in the Stone

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Missing You.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."