Medieval Studies Gifts

'Look, if this fails we'll still have to do business with them, so try to be subtle about it.'

Service Entry.

"I welcome the discussion."

'Medieval Studies is going nowhere without a 5-year strategic plan.'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

Coat of Arms

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'

Bayeux Tapestry: 'Ah well, it's all part of ...'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

Henry II

Richard I of England

'This ought to teach them a lesson.'

'Did anyone think to measure this thing?'

Staff Picks: Torture Tools

St. Edward the Confessor

William II

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'The really exciting thing is knowing that you're part of the group that brought peace to the middle east once and for all.'

King Edward II

'Walter Hillman sets out belatedly for the crusades'

William of Ockham

'I TOLD you to try diplomacy first!'

"I know you're hurting. We're all hurting."

'Hit in the eye by a sparrow! We can't let the Normans get hold of this.'

Black plague swab testing

"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."

"I use Serf."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

A medieval knight eats his lunch with armored lunch gear.

'Ethelred - What we're offering is the chance to consolidate all your Danegeld payments into one manageable lump sum.'

"For the last time how long have you been corked?"

Jousting knights!

"He's his own worst enemy."

Crusaders - The odd one out