Medieval Culture Gifts

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 1.

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

'I was just thinking about the good old days... You know, before road salt!'

A dragon wearing a face mask

'I just stopped by to look around and reminisce a little — this used to be my cell.'

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Pottery Sale

"Hey - At least it's Friday, right?"

Princess uses her chastity belt to lock up her bike.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'You come from a broken home? Big deal!- I come from a broken country!'

'Cry 'God for Harry, England and Saint George!''

Jousing in the rain using umbrellas.

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

Pizza at the Round Table

Keyhole ramming.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"We're following Carrot Top."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Knight Golfing

Lady of the bath...

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Early model of baggage claim"