Medieval Themes Gifts

Prince frog to frog about princess: 'We're friends, so she accepts me warts and all.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Damsel and squashed rescuer

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

A Mouse about to be executed with a Mousetrap.

King to crowd; "Let's hear it for me!"

'Enroll all the peasants in anger management classes!'

"It's from the enemy, Sire. They're giving you first choice of being shirts or skins."

Dragon brought on as substitute

'Congratulations -- you've been promoted from churl to knave!'

'Hmm...needs refining.'

Feather Tickle

Jester to king, reading paper: 'Mind if I peek at the comics?'

101 uses of a dead cat: morning star.

'Better safe than sorry.'

'It's been taken care of.'

'I think your absent mindedness is getting worse.'

Knight scaling Damson jam "It doesn't appear to be in distress my liege"

Ghost afraid of a mouse.

"The knights are drawing inn !"

"Any ideas?"

Knights of the Coffee Table

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

Blunt Axe

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight Golfing

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Lady of the bath...