Reading Medieval Literature Pillows

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight Golfing

Lady of the bath...

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Swiss army knife

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Joust Sharpener

Hildegard von Bingen

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Missing You.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The Beard in the Stone

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'I think they're up to something.'