Medieval Literature Lover Pillows

'Confound it! - That moron Chaucer misspelled my name AGAIN!'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

"Hold the front page!"

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

Friendly Troll.

Early Reading Group . . .

'There's no business like show business.'

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

Dragon BBQs.

'He's getting dreadfully lazy -- he fell asleep in front of the jester last night.'

A bearded man holding a sword

"It was your job to make a grocery list and the only thing you have written down is 'Milk'???"

"Sorry. We not longer accept payment in the form of 'Bawdy ballads of ribaldry and adventure.'"

'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'

Ingoldsby Legends - Page Boy Drowned in Barrel

"Well, SOMEBODY hid Lady Godiva's sunblock!"

'What I like about working for Castle.com is the long term stability.'

"'Tis but a flurry."

'End the war? Are you kidding? He's not even at peace with himself.'