Reading Medieval Stories Mugs

'I TOLD you to try diplomacy first!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

"Mummy was right: - I should've married the dragon...!"

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

'No big deal -- I'm just going over to Parliament to break a tie.'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

"Hey!! Look!!!"

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Feather Tickle

Dragon brought on as substitute

Knights of the Coffee Table

A Mouse about to be executed with a Mousetrap.

'Canned? -- couldn't you find a fresh one?'

Jester to king, reading paper: 'Mind if I peek at the comics?'

'There's no business like show business.'

'Now we know why they call you Little John.'

"Any ideas?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Damsel and squashed rescuer

George and the dragon.

"I told the King that the Queen is the most important piece on the chess board."

"Oh no, I'm not the Lady of Shalott, I'm just the Lady of Plain Old Onions."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

Blunt Axe