Rat Race Dodger Gifts

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

A usual day.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

GP pay award wheel.

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

'I don't like this. . .'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Pawn to King Four."

Rest Area

"I want out!"

'Harry's 40 years in the rat race have taken their toll.'

Work and Home Stickers on Briefcase.

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."