Rat Race Dodger Pillows

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

A usual day.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Exercise rat race

Fishing for rats.

GP pay award wheel.

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

'I don't like this. . .'

"Pawn to King Four."

Rest Area

"I want out!"

"Geez, Jerry. Would you just pull over and ask for directions?!"

"What's tough is having to build a new power base from scratch."

Work and Home Stickers on Briefcase.

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."