Ranch Adventures Gifts

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Ranch Dressing

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Just another day at Helium Farm

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Cowboy Slippers

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Western Philosophy

Making Things Pleasant.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"You're wearing it backwards."

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

'He's on steeroids.'

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

'Did you say that before you were a milker you used to work for McWit's Garage?'