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"He was a sea rescue."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

Dog Jogger

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Nutty Assistants

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

#NoJunk

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'It's a good owl dog.'

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Itchy Butt 50

"Step on it, Roger!"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"He's my discomfort animal."

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

A Skinny Dog