Quirky Pet Trivia Enthusiasts Pillows

Pets past...Did you know?

"He was a sea rescue."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

#NoJunk

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

Nutty Assistants

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Dog Jogger

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

Itchy Butt 50

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

"Step on it, Roger!"

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

'It's a good owl dog.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

A Skinny Dog