Animal Trivia Buff Pillows

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Funky Facts: Cats

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Nutty Assistants

Balding dog

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

"To the right, stupid. . . to the right!"

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'I'm like you guys only, I s**t ten times my body weight!'

Back down.

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'

"Do you still refuse to run pirated software?!"

"Granted it's not much of a superpower. But the flies seem to like it."

"Bad dog."

A Mosquito has 47 teeth.

"Looks like your mother's off feeding the rats again."

"Well, I'm sorry if you misheard me, dad, but he's not a monk -- he's a monkey. an he's anything but celibate."

"Where did you get this from?"

Pets past...Did you know?

'So you fall behind the tortoise in the 2nd lap. I don't care if you sleep, trip, have a brain haemorrhage. Just make it look real. You fall behind, bunny. Got it?'

The natural colour of the flamingo is not pink. Flamingos are coloured by their food; blue-green algae that turns pink when digested.

Chicken Nugget

Why snails rarely come to blows - A wise guy, eh! Well, I dare you to come over here and say that.

'Every morning precisely at seven, Mrs Henderson took Petey out on his exercise fly.'

A chameleon takes on the colour of it's background even if it can't see. A totally blind chameleon placed on a blue cloth still turns blue.

Funk Facts:Cows.