Nature Trivia Fan Pillows

The natural colour of the flamingo is not pink. Flamingos are coloured by their food; blue-green algae that turns pink when digested.

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

The Month of July

Possums that ski.

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Do you feel like a beer?"

"HOWL!"

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

'What are you doing?!'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Give Chlorophyll.

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?