Nature Trivia Fan Gifts

The natural colour of the flamingo is not pink. Flamingos are coloured by their food; blue-green algae that turns pink when digested.

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

The Month of July

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Possums that ski.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Give Chlorophyll.

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"Do you feel like a beer?"

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"HOWL!"

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

Funky Facts:Schools.