Science Trivia Aficionado Gifts

Elements

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Food Chain

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Galilei Galileo.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

'How was I? Want a cigarette?'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Professor...what are you doing?

"Pavlov's Blog."

"But is it renewable...."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz